Letter to DWM
Jun. 26th, 2026 11:06 amSo, the new DWM is out and they haven't printed my letter, possibly because they have a limit to how much sarcasm they can have in an issue and this would have used it all up. So I thought I'd share it here instead.
(Gosh, it's June already. If I'm going to get back into the habit of this I should probably get it done...)
1) The Dark Side of the Moon planetarium show is an incredible experience even (especially?) if you aren't actually that familiar with The Dark Side of the Moon.
2) When she was a child, Jane Goodall read Tarzan and Doctor Doolittle and decided she wanted to go to Africa and learn to communicate with animals.
(Although honestly, the more I think about this one, the more I suspect that while it's probably not untrue, hindsight may have exaggerated how much of a defining moment it was.)
3) The too-often forgotten father of geology, Hugh Miller, was as much a part of the Scottish Enlightenment as Smith or Hume, and was actually in an oyster club with them. Not only that, but they're all among the other figures in the famous painting of Rabbie Burns meeting Sir Walter Scott!
4) When your mobile won't charge (fixed now) and you have e-tickets, it's a real pain to have to drag your tablet all round Edinburgh.
1) The Dark Side of the Moon planetarium show is an incredible experience even (especially?) if you aren't actually that familiar with The Dark Side of the Moon.
2) When she was a child, Jane Goodall read Tarzan and Doctor Doolittle and decided she wanted to go to Africa and learn to communicate with animals.
(Although honestly, the more I think about this one, the more I suspect that while it's probably not untrue, hindsight may have exaggerated how much of a defining moment it was.)
3) The too-often forgotten father of geology, Hugh Miller, was as much a part of the Scottish Enlightenment as Smith or Hume, and was actually in an oyster club with them. Not only that, but they're all among the other figures in the famous painting of Rabbie Burns meeting Sir Walter Scott!
4) When your mobile won't charge (fixed now) and you have e-tickets, it's a real pain to have to drag your tablet all round Edinburgh.
Trying to get back into reviewing things. (I considered getting back into reviewing things back in December, then I decided I didn't want to think about The War Between Land and Sea more than I absolutely had to.) So, The Muppet Show's back. Sort of.
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Luck Ain't a Lady
Feb. 14th, 2026 03:44 pm"And who are you?" snapped Cohen, still red with rage.
"I? I ... am the million-to-one chance," she said.
"Yeah?" said Cohen, less impressed than the minstrel thought he ought to be. "And who are all the other chances?"
"I am those, also."
Cohen sniffed. "Then you ain’t no lady."
--The Last Hero
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"I? I ... am the million-to-one chance," she said.
"Yeah?" said Cohen, less impressed than the minstrel thought he ought to be. "And who are all the other chances?"
"I am those, also."
Cohen sniffed. "Then you ain’t no lady."
--The Last Hero
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Completed fics:
Monsterpiece Theatre Presents: The Importance of Being Honest (Sesame Street)
Nemesis the Virgin (Miss Marple)
Five Times John Decided Not to Blog About One of Sherlock’s Cases (and One Time He Didn’t Get a Choice) (Sherlock)
Jungle Duck Alive! (Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Wold-Newton, sort of)
Latte and Literalism (John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme)
The Marple Mystery (Miss Marple, Wold-Newton)
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Monsterpiece Theatre Presents: The Importance of Being Honest (Sesame Street)
Nemesis the Virgin (Miss Marple)
Five Times John Decided Not to Blog About One of Sherlock’s Cases (and One Time He Didn’t Get a Choice) (Sherlock)
Jungle Duck Alive! (Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Wold-Newton, sort of)
Latte and Literalism (John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme)
The Marple Mystery (Miss Marple, Wold-Newton)
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5 things make a post
Dec. 10th, 2025 10:02 pm(Blows metaphorical dust off the journal)
Hello? Is this thing still working? Goodness it's been a while. Didn't even do a Fringe post (which would have been about 30% "the shows I saw were great" to 70% complaining about the booking site). So, what's been happening more recently?
1. I enjoyed the first two episodes of The War Between Land and Sea, but I don't have the energy to actually review them. Maybe an overview of the whole thing in two weeks.
2. I also enjoyed Zootopia 2, which, after some agonising, I actually went to see at the cinema despite a lack of small children I could take as cover. (I took my nephew to the first one but, of course, that was a decade ago.) Despite my anxiety, this did not seem to attract any attention.
I don't know why my brain turned this into A Thing: no problem with Spider-Verse, possibly because that's superheroes not talking animals; but also no problem with the Muppets, possibly because that's live action not a cartoon. But for some reason, the combo triggered something in my head. But I got past it, and now that I've broken that barrier, I notice there's a Looney Tunes movie out in February...
3. It's December already, and I've just remembered Yuletide is a thing that exists. Ah, well, next year, hopefully. (As I say every year.)
4. Talking of fanfic, I've just realised I don't know how different pseuds work on AO3, but it's possible people following me as Daibhid might not know I've taken to writing Wold-Newton nonsense (or rather, cleaning up and publishing the Wold-Newton nonsense I've already written, although the most recent article is actually new) under the name DM Kennedy WNS. If you're interested in someone taking questions like "What if literally every fictional character named Tyler was actually related?" way too seriously, well, that's what I'm doing.
5. For some reason I was looking at my old posts, going back to the LJ days, and I found a questionaire meme where I was asked "Do you like drama?" and replied "Sometimes". And I stared at it in disbelief wondering what I was thinking, because I hate drama.
And then I realised that, in 2009, I didn't really know what "drama" meant on the internet. I thought I liked drama sometimes, but mostly I preferred comedy...
Hello? Is this thing still working? Goodness it's been a while. Didn't even do a Fringe post (which would have been about 30% "the shows I saw were great" to 70% complaining about the booking site). So, what's been happening more recently?
1. I enjoyed the first two episodes of The War Between Land and Sea, but I don't have the energy to actually review them. Maybe an overview of the whole thing in two weeks.
2. I also enjoyed Zootopia 2, which, after some agonising, I actually went to see at the cinema despite a lack of small children I could take as cover. (I took my nephew to the first one but, of course, that was a decade ago.) Despite my anxiety, this did not seem to attract any attention.
I don't know why my brain turned this into A Thing: no problem with Spider-Verse, possibly because that's superheroes not talking animals; but also no problem with the Muppets, possibly because that's live action not a cartoon. But for some reason, the combo triggered something in my head. But I got past it, and now that I've broken that barrier, I notice there's a Looney Tunes movie out in February...
3. It's December already, and I've just remembered Yuletide is a thing that exists. Ah, well, next year, hopefully. (As I say every year.)
4. Talking of fanfic, I've just realised I don't know how different pseuds work on AO3, but it's possible people following me as Daibhid might not know I've taken to writing Wold-Newton nonsense (or rather, cleaning up and publishing the Wold-Newton nonsense I've already written, although the most recent article is actually new) under the name DM Kennedy WNS. If you're interested in someone taking questions like "What if literally every fictional character named Tyler was actually related?" way too seriously, well, that's what I'm doing.
5. For some reason I was looking at my old posts, going back to the LJ days, and I found a questionaire meme where I was asked "Do you like drama?" and replied "Sometimes". And I stared at it in disbelief wondering what I was thinking, because I hate drama.
And then I realised that, in 2009, I didn't really know what "drama" meant on the internet. I thought I liked drama sometimes, but mostly I preferred comedy...
One Alternate Universe - Daibhid and Bob
Jun. 28th, 2025 12:23 pmSo, you might remember that, ages ago, I did a "10 Alternate Universes" about my own author avatar and his muse. And then compounded the nonsense level by making the "In SPACE!" AU a meta discussion about how I was trying to set it in a universe I knew almost nothing about because I liked that it had a Space Scotland.
Well, since then, a setting I am familiar with has introduced a Space Scotland, so I thought I'd give it another go.
( In SPACE! Again! )
Well, since then, a setting I am familiar with has introduced a Space Scotland, so I thought I'd give it another go.
( In SPACE! Again! )
Wish World/The Reality War
Jun. 8th, 2025 08:28 pmOkay. I've spent a week trying to work out what I even made of this (not just that, obviously; I didn't phone work and say "Sorry, I need to spend every minute trying to process what the heck Doctor Who's supposed to be doing."), and I'm not sure it helped. So this is going to be even more stream-of-consciousness and rambling than normal, sorry,
( You have been warned... )
( You have been warned... )
Doctor Who Catch Up Reviews Again
May. 24th, 2025 04:30 pmI was really hoping that after my last one of these I'd be back to doing them every week, but nope. Let's get it sorted before I have to process the finale.
Lucky Day
( Spoilers )
The Story and the Engine
( Probably not as many spoilers )
The Interstellar Song Contest
( HUGE spoilers )
Still, on to the finale. Let's hope Rusty sticks the landing this time...
Lucky Day
( Spoilers )
The Story and the Engine
( Probably not as many spoilers )
The Interstellar Song Contest
( HUGE spoilers )
Still, on to the finale. Let's hope Rusty sticks the landing this time...
Doctor Who catchup reviews
Apr. 29th, 2025 09:30 pmOkay, so, let's do this.
Joy to the World
( Spoilers... )
The Robot Revolution
( ...spoilers... )
Lux
( ...spoilers... )
The Well
( ...and more spoilers )
Joy to the World
( Spoilers... )
The Robot Revolution
( ...spoilers... )
Lux
( ...spoilers... )
The Well
( ...and more spoilers )
Discworld Convention 2024
Aug. 10th, 2024 02:09 pmFor various reasons, I never wrote this up in 2022, the first year I was there on my own, and also the first one I'd been to since we lost Terry. So I'm trying to get back into the habit now. (I may even go back and do a "Things I Learned at the Science Festival" post, if I can remember anything I learned at the Science Festival this year. Anyway.)
( Getting there )
( Friday )
( Saturday )
( Sunday )
( Monday )
( Getting there )
( Friday )
( Saturday )
( Sunday )
( Monday )
So I was browsing Muppet Wiki, as one does, and I learned that the Irish Rodents, from that one episode of Muppets Tonight, have a fake vinyl hanging on the wall in Walt Disney World's PizzeRizzo restaurant (along with the Mice Girls from Muppets From Space, the Ratler Brothers from the "Flowers on the Wall" YouTube video, and Roland Rat from something approaching real life). And I thought it might be a fun exercise of the song parody muscles to actually write the songs on that record: "Salty Rat", "Pied Piper's Call", and "Take It and Scurry".
...So, it turns out that "Piper's Call" is an instrumental (assuming for multiple reasons that it's not the Dave Gilmour one), while "Salty Dog" by Flogging Molly and "Take It and Run" by the Dropkick Murphys are both incredibly dark, so I'm struggling to come up with fun, Muppety versions. I haven't given up, but I'm struggling.
In the meantime, it occurred to me that the Irish Rodents are named after the Irish Rovers, and the Irish Rovers are named after another folk song, so I did that instead.
The Irish Rodent
(with apologies to The Dubliners.)
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...So, it turns out that "Piper's Call" is an instrumental (assuming for multiple reasons that it's not the Dave Gilmour one), while "Salty Dog" by Flogging Molly and "Take It and Run" by the Dropkick Murphys are both incredibly dark, so I'm struggling to come up with fun, Muppety versions. I haven't given up, but I'm struggling.
In the meantime, it occurred to me that the Irish Rodents are named after the Irish Rovers, and the Irish Rovers are named after another folk song, so I did that instead.
The Irish Rodent
(with apologies to The Dubliners.)
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