Happy Hogswatch!

[daibhidc]

If you were on afp, you might remember this one, but it was always my favourite of my Hogswatch filks.

Happy Hogzwatch Everybody!
(with apologies to Slade)

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Is this not the myth you expected to call?
Does he ride a horse called Binky?
Is that bone beneath the beard?
Do you get the feeling this year could be weird?

So here it is, happy Hogswatch, least the Reaper's having fun.
Look for the real Fat Man, his time may soon be do-o-one.

Are you too sensible for midwinter lies?
Do you know that, either way, the sun will rise?
Does your granddad always tell ya,
That the old gods are still here,
They do new jobs and never disappear?

So here it is, happy Hogswatch, least the Reaper's having fun.
Look for the real Fat Man, his time may soon be do-o-one.

What will your granddad do,
If he sees Teatime kill the Hogfather?
A-ha...

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Are the levels of belief starting to fall?
Will he die without a rebirth?
Do that hunters have him bayed?
If the Auditors catch him then he'll be slayed.

So here it is, happy Hogswatch, least the Reaper had some fun.
Here comes the real Fat Man, his time has just begu-u-un.

So here it is, happy Hogswatch, least the Reaper had some fun.
(IT'S H-O-O-O-OGSWA-A-A-A-A-ATCH!)
Here comes the real Fat Man, his time has just begu-u-un.
A merry midwinter festival of choice to all!

Comments

[capri0mni]

Thank you!

This song is not really played in the States, so I had to go find a video of it, so I could hear what it sounds like.