Writer's Block: Let freedom ring

[daibhidc]

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In my nightmare vision of the future, it's celebrated by even more STV programmes about how haggis is made and how we invented tarmac.

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[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

This caused me to give a bark of laughter which frightened my cat.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

My cat is used to me giving barks of laughter.

[rhiannon-s.livejournal.com]

In my world it will be celebrated by a week long piss up where there probably is a lot of documentaries about haggis, gaelic and all that guff, but no one cares 'cause we are all getting boxed out of our minds in one giant binge. There will also be a lot of deep fried food, probably including deep fried haggis, possibly deep fried haggis pizza.

[john_amend_all]

Maybe with enough such specials, Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Jeremy Hardy would present one?

Hamish: Hello, and welcome to Episode 27 of Remarkable Facts About Haggis And Tarmac.
Dougal: Thought you knew everything about haggis? Well, think again.
Hamish: Now, we've got a haggis here we've prepared earlier.
Laird: Oh, splendid. Can I try a slice?
[Smacking lips]
Laird: I have to say, that seemed a trifle gritty.
Dougal: Um, your lairdship, that's the tarmac. This is the haggis.
[Smacking lips]
Laird: I think I'll stick with the tarmac, if it's all the same to you.