Ridiculous Doctor Who song based on a semipro-vid I never actually watched.

[daibhidc]

If that's not enough to warn you off, what if I said the tune was "Downtown" by Petulia Clark?

Great Intelligence set to mind-control through the net,
It's not Bells of St John,
Downtime!
Kate Stewart's brave, but she's not Gemma Redgrave,
And she's got a son.
Downtime!

Victoria's the baddie, thinks her father's still alive,
Screwing up companions is what they did in '95.
I don't even know...

This uni is full of scares,
And for some reason, Prof Travers is there,

All in Downtime!
Is it worth a look?
Downtime!
It's also a book!
Downtime!
Yetis are waiting for you...