Random thought.

[daibhidc]

There's a member of the weasel family called the zorilla. The name is Spanish for "little fox"; fox in Spanish being, of course, "zorro".

So was King Kong a gorro?

Comments

[silly-swordsman.livejournal.com]

I actually laughed out loud. Well played, sir. :)

[sabremeister]

Groooaaaaan!!

[rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!! Brilliant!

[john_amend_all]

Sadly, Wiktionary and the OED agree that 'gorilla' is derived from Greek rather than Spanish, and isn't a diminutive.

[supermouse.livejournal.com]

...It's horribly plausible and also very wrong in every possible way. :0)

[cat63.livejournal.com]

[applause] Idea splendidly taken to its illogical conclusion :-)

Have a baboon, they're milder...