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[daibhidc]

Playing about with the Unconventional Courtships generator, I got one that began "Miss Amy Hardwood had had too many shocks, discovering after her father's suicide that he had gambled away her inheritance."

And I thought "Sure. 'Suicide'..."

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[john_amend_all]

Shot four times in the back with a single-shot squirrel gun?