I entered the name "The Internet" just to see what it would happen. It deleted the space, turning it into "Theinternet", but the first paragraph at least was a scarily accurate description of what the Internet would be like if it was anthropomorphised:

"You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble."

That sums it up quite well, really. ("Usenet" is a little more surreal, btw.)